My name is Jake.
I'm a Child of the Fence.
I'm a Republican.
Ask me any questions at all.
Especially perverse and dirty ones.
I'm open to conversing with anyone.
I'm an open book; seriously don't hesitate to ask. It'll remain private if you so wish.
I have psychosomatic visions.
I don't sleep more than 4 hours usually.
I love hairy chicks and butts. :]